lol... i was watching this comedian called frankie boyle.... anyway he was sayin that he'd have loved to have had a gay dad at school... Why? Cause he'd be able to settle arguments...
guy 1: "My dad would kick the crap out of you're dad!"
guy 2: "No!!! my dad would kick the crap out of you're dad!"
Frankie: "Listen... Both of you... My dad will SHAG you're dad!"