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TwistedMetal
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 |  Subject: Chuck Norris Jokes  Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:31 pm | |
| Post funny Chuck Norris jokes here! Here's a few to start!
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives.
Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down. | |
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greenmagicpixie13
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:38 pm | |
| Okay, stop creating stupid topics. | |
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TwistedMetal
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:48 pm | |
| - greenmagicpixie13 wrote:
- Okay, stop creating stupid topics.
sorry... Bored. Very Bored | |
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greenmagicpixie13
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:43 pm | |
| Why did you join this site? | |
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2COOL
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:17 am | |
| because of me *flutters eyelashes* i dont even know who chuck norris is. | |
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TwistedMetal
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:40 am | |
| Cause Eragon rocks, and Harry Potter is awesome too... although people have finished talking about it... | |
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2COOL
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:46 am | |
| im officially over harrypotter. i dont know why i even bothered with it. i prefer the movies. i havent even read the last book | |
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greenmagicpixie13
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:03 am | |
| Don't bother. It has nothing to offer the series except that Harry kills Voldermort. Oh, and Chuck Norris is an Actor who did some really cool stuff. | |
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2COOL
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:22 am | |
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TwistedMetal
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:44 pm | |
| really old 80's stuff.... everyone thinks hes as hard as nails. look him up on google. | |
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greenmagicpixie13
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:39 am | |
| *Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives* | |
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TwistedMetal
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:17 am | |
| I thought the last Harry Potter book was good; bit darker than the originals... I almost cried with the amount of deaths... lol  But has anyone read the series which started with The Spooks Apprentice; IT ROCKS! | |
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2COOL
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:45 am | |
| awww, poor twists (that is your new nick name, live with it) its so sweet, not many 16 year old guys admit to almost crying. do you need a hug? | |
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greenmagicpixie13
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:04 pm | |
| I didn't cry when Harry died, I cried when Dobby died, though. Oh, and when Fred died. That sucked! J.K. Rowling basically whent Kill Krazy! | |
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2COOL
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:14 am | |
| WHAT! DOBBY AND FRED DIED! JESUS CHRIST SUPER STAR! | |
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TwistedMetal
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:14 am | |
| I was laughing when Harry died.. Upset when dobby died... and pissed off when hedwig died, the rest of the deaths seemed unnessecary and added nothing to the book.. | |
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greenmagicpixie13
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:12 am | |
| Amen, twists. The only thing that was necessary was Harry death. | |
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greenmagicpixie13
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:28 am | |
| After august 6th, we're all going to hate one another, yes, THats when the Olympics start. The Olymics, tearing this planet apart for over 2000 years. | |
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2COOL
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:02 am | |
| mmnyeah. probably, but we all know australia is going to win, so you can sleep well at night now. | |
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greenmagicpixie13
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:43 pm | |
| America is going to own swimming, so  | |
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TwistedMetal
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:10 pm | |
| We all know that the UK is gonna win like 2 medals! One bronze ad one silver.. WHY? Cause we SUCK at sports  Apart from motor sport, we rule at motor sports | |
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2COOL
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:11 pm | |
| WHAT! Australia owns the pool! Grant hacket, Ian thorpe, kelly oneil! | |
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TwistedMetal
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:44 pm | |
| I agree with 2COOL... Australia own the pool, although China will probably have dg up a bunch of genetic freaks who ae better than everyone, and they will win evry gold medal.
The only thing the USA can possibly win is basketball greenie... Sorry but it's true! | |
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greenmagicpixie13
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:10 pm | |
| No, we own the pool with Michael Phelps. He broke the world record at the semi's, where they decide who goes to the olymipcs. Basketball, I really hate basketball, so anybody can win that, I don't care. We'll probabely get volleyball too. China will probabely get the gymnastics, and some African country will get running, and some South American country will get soccor. | |
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TwistedMetal
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:58 pm | |
| You're right about soccer... except we call it football here. | |
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