Chuck Norris Jokes

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:41 pm

Hehehe...soccor sucks!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:33 am

Umpire? It's referee... And Australian football.... Dumb Australian sport where people chase egg shaped ball round field. And do nothing else. AND AMERICAN football mis for pussies. The amount of body armour worn is ridiculous... Play RUGBY! its a sport for non-pussies.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:59 am

im sorry, and rugby isnt just men in short shorts chasing an egg shaped ball around a field?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:40 am

Knights where armor when they fight. And even with the padding we still get broken bones and serious stuff so its pretty sick. And the UK is the ONLY country where everyone is obsessed with a single sport.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:20 am

Wait, dosent Jamacia and a bunch of other African counrtyis only care about track?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:51 am

Nah I love basketball, FOOTBALL, golf, badminton and tennis.....
Another reason why football should be called football is you play it with your feet! Unlike American football where most of the game is playe carrying the ball, and the same with Ozzie rules..

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:49 am

your kidding. the whole game is KICKING the ball. when you kick it you usually use your feet. and you didnt have acomeback for my last comment because it was true!!! hahahasoccersuckshahaha

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:35 am

Wait, I'm confused, which sport are we talking about?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:57 am

afl and soccer

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:23 pm

Gulf sucks.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:46 am

one of the sports that is MORE boring to play than watch

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:16 pm

You think that they would get tired running those eighteen bases.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:23 pm

lol... They don't run in golf.... Thy have golf carts.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:39 pm

Lazy dum*sses

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:43 am

golf is fuckin retarded, its worse than basketball

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:51 am

yes... alot worse than basketball.... basketball freaking rules man!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:19 pm

how can an american diss basketball?? you have the best players in the world *mens* they rock hard core!!!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:45 pm

lol, actually USA's team aint the best... Just the NBA, which is full of foreign players.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:15 am

well they look the coolest, lol

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:53 pm

lol... coz they're big and black?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:48 pm

and muscly, and do lots of awesome flips and shit

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:54 pm

lmfao! flips and shit? lol... it aint space jam.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:18 pm

awesome movie!!! dont ever call me doll, lol

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:16 pm

I hate basketball, because in school the basketball team gets all the special privlages, and there treated like gods, its so annoying.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:56 pm

lol.... if only, i'm on the basketball team.. In england, we get nothing. we have to pay for kit and everything.