Chuck Norris Jokes

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:23 am

EDIT: Oops...only read the first page ...sorry!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:02 am

records are beaten all the time, no biggy. but swimming is australias main sport, running used to be, i have no idea now.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:54 pm

Football (not soccor) is Americans main sport... to bad its not in the olymipcs... cuz all the rest on the world knows its going to get owned in a tournement against us. Smile

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:09 pm

AMERICAN Football would be won by America because no other country plays the shitty sport. Also, Ameica's National sport; baseball, would be won by... JAPAN!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:12 am

yup. and your speaking about that pussy sport grid iron? were all the girls wear so much padding their fathers are ashamed of them?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:21 am

lmao!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:29 am

Football is a great sport shut up!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:30 am

Your just jealous you dont have your own cool country-inclusive sports.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:19 am

you have never heard of afl? australian rules? that is our "inclusive" sport. and the only padding (nessesary) is the box. you cant argue about the box.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:38 pm

what the hell is afl?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:07 am

Australian Football League. Need a lot of stamina to play. and you all know what a box is right?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:31 am

Defintely no.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:26 am

the mans main protection. the box is, wait, you might call it a 'cup' it protects mans real best friend

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:51 pm

Oh

hehehehe. Yeah... also shin gaurds. Try playing soccor without them, it hurts.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:42 pm

no thanks, ill be right

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:45 am

lmao, you guys are seriously talking about this hahahaha!!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:48 am

Oops. Shuda posted a spoiler warning.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:11 am

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:44 pm

OMG I read BD Yeah! Tottally weird, needed more killing. Kinda awesome though!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:46 pm

Alice was away for too long... ANYWAY! Back to my original point, (sports) Scotland has the Highland Games, so HA! Also as the UK, we invented cricket, golf, football (soccer to you American weirdos) and rugby... which is much better than Amerian football! American football is for pussies! So much armour that it's almost pointless.

SCOTLAND RULES!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:48 am

soccer! its soccer! get it right!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:26 am

It's football. We invented it, it was called football then... That was BEFORE Americans and Ozzies invented "football". Rename you're shitty sports!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:54 am

fine, soccer is now called "boring europian sport that never goes anywher fast and you will be lucky if anyone scores a single point" is that better

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:04 pm

Or, *stupid eropean sport where nobody gets hurt and everyone is Okay with a damn tie*

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:45 am

or * umpire quick, give me a free kick for pretending to trip*