You know you're addicted to Eragon when.....................

You know you're addicted to Eragon when:
1. You know the ancient language off by heart

2. You try to speak to your pet cat with your mind

3. You draw a gedway ignasia on your hand with silver pen

4. You complain to random people on the streets on how bad the Eragon movie was

5. You say 'brisingr' instead of ordinary cuss words

6. You know the movie, even though you hated it, off by heart

7. Because you've watched it so many times, your friends and family now know the movie off by heart

8. You snatch the bones from the roast chicken you had to try to read your future, then realise chickens don't have knuckles

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9. You respond to everything with "aye"

10. You argue with people on this site about the next rider

11. Recomend the book to everyone who reads,or not.
12. Ask your english teacher that the next book report could be on eragon.
13. Use the ancient language to curse at your teachers/enemys.

14: You've read Eragon and eldest 14 times
15:you dream about eragon
16: you create an organization called the varden and try to take down your country's leader1

17 you name one of your pets something to do with Eragon
18 you constantly carry around a copy of Eragon or Eldest
19. Youve tried writing letters to CP on how good you thought the book was or your trying to find out what happens in the next one

20. You join an inheretance trilogy forum.
21. You wont lend it to your friends because you wont let it out of your site.

22. You've done both Eragon and Eldest for book reports 20 times each.
23. For a health report Youve drawn saphira {dont chase dragons}{ask me later}
24. You have a shrine to the Inheritance trilogy in your bedroom.
25.Your parents tell you shut up about the trilogy
26. you've drawn dragons on the side of your test and gotten points off cuz of it.

27. You recommand the books to your friends and get mad at them for not finishing the books fast enough
28. You base nearly all your art projects on them(and do a lousy drawing of Saphira and Thorn in them).

29. You think you're going to die if number 3 doesn't come out soon
30. you would go to Cp's house to tell him to hurry up

31. Your parents tell you they are concerned when you recite the elf greeting to them

32. You constantly think about what will happen in the next book, or has happened already, and act it out in your head like a movie during the day so that your friends say "what are you staring at?"

33. Youve read the book out loud to your 15 month old baby sister
34. Your head nearly exploded when your cousin said " whats the Inheritance trilogy?''

35. You dress up as saphira for your free dress day.
36. You star as the dragon in your school play.
37. You have backup copies of eragon and eldest,(just incase).

38.You re-read the books to find evidence to prove your theories about the next book.
39.You pretend to swordfight with Galbatorix

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40. you get your inheritance books taken away for bragging about them to much
41. you get beat up in school for talking about eragon to much
42.you beat someone up for saying they liked eragon the movie
43.your favorite color changes to red blue or green after reading the books
44.you would spend three years in jail if only you could read the last book now!
45.you buy elf ears and eragon underwear
46. your not allowed to swear so you say 'werg' or 'barzuln' wich are dwarvish curse words
47. you light a lighter and throw it at your little brother while screaming BRISINGR!
48. you know what 'blaka' means in the ancient language
49.you call king galbatorix galby
50.you name your pet horse tornac after murtaghs friend

51. For punishment, instead of grounding you, your parents take your eragon books away from you
52.when you use dwarf and elvish words on a daily basis

53. you get a paper cut and say " waise heill "

53. you try to read this entire forum to your MOM
54. you put up a map of alageasia next to the world map in geography class

55. You are reading this forum rather than doing your classwork in computer class
56. You have a picture of the Eragon mivie poster on all of you binders even though you hated the movie

57. You pray every night that Murtaugh doesn't die.

58. You have mutiple sets of Eragon+Eldest, 1 for your computer, 1 for your bedside, 1 in your bookbag, and 1 at your other parents house.

59. You have Eragon and Eldest in a fire safe in your house { just in case}
60. Instead of a teddy bear, you sleep with a stuffed saphira
61. Youve memorized how to spell CP last name.

62. you blow off your favorite tv show(heroes) to read eragon and eldest or look up information in the books.
63. you got at least a half an hour less sleep than usual when u are reading (or rereading) these books. Sleep

64. When you have 2 copies of both books one you make notes and highlight favorite parts the other ones you just read

65. you dye your hair blood red and put on really light foundation and go around calling yourself Durza ( Idid this lol)

66. you frequently pick up 6 letter e-words everywere including the mall walmart and while driving then try to piece them into the last title

67. You've stopped doing really stupid life threatining stuff to make sure youre alive to read the 3rd book. drunken

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