You know you're addicted to Eragon when.....................

68. you no longer sleep, instead you spend all night studying eragon and eldest. HOping that the third book will appear in your room as a reward for your devotion

69; for your birthday your getting a tatoo of a 2 dragons (red+blue) intertwined on your back

71: You have a 47 1/2 page document on your computer about the third book.

71. You fricken stabbed your sister when she returned your eragon book with{dirt?} in it.

lol....hahahahaha that makes me happy!!!!!!!

73. you make up your own words in the ancient language and refuse to talk in anything else.
74. you pretend you are eragon and arya and play all day!

74. You pretend the hockey stick in your hand is a sword and beat up your fence in a made up Galbatorix battle.

75. you sleep in your tree house because your pet dragon apogee will kill you at night because he wants the next book and you wwent and gave him the power of the entire dragon race ...but he still cant leave the house

76. u don't find the last post disturbing in any way, because u are so used to all the crazy things going in this forum.

79. you find being called disturbing normal

80. Youve been pretending that you colour gaurd flag was a sword and you broak a window{i had to pay for it}

81. you ask your mom if dragons are real
82. you spend your whole life looking for alagaesia, no matter what other people say about it being a fairytale/fictional.
83. you ask for a sword and bow/arrows for your birthday/christmas.

Gingerale2711 wrote:

27. You recommand the books to your friends and get mad at them for not finishing the books fast enough
28. You base nearly all your art projects on them(and do a lousy drawing of Saphira and Thorn in them).

teehee! hi gingy! that was fun in art! and don't make fun of my dragons!

84. u invite ur friends to this forum even though u know that they will find things u wrote about them that will make them mad.

85. you stay on this forum, even after you find things people say that are mean about you. *gingy* *greenmagicpixie*

86. You draw a picture of Thorn and Saphira in the sky together with Eragon and Arya at the bottom. WIth Bartimaeus and Kitty sitting next to them. Ahem Gingerale and Arya08

87. you use your entire collection of sharpies to draw three interwoven dagons on your friends back, then try to do it to yourself in the mirror..

88. on one topic you say Eragon and Eldest are the coolest books ever. Then you copying it 700 times on every other topic.

89. you think of 100 reasons of how you could show you are addicted to eragon!

90. every day you go on this forum and MUST write how much you love eragon.

91. you and a few other people can think of 90 things on how you are addicted to eragon

92. you refuse to talk about anything else other than the trilogy at the dinner table.

94. you count how many times the word Eragon is used in Eragon and Eldest every night